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We Turn Your BLOODY MARKETING Problems Into BLOODY GOOD Results

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Imagine…

Never having to deal with rubbish Marketing Freelancers ever again

Never again having to watch your Bloody Marketing Assistant play on their
mobiles all day

Never having to look at the bloody blank expressions of your Marketing
Company again

Never again having to worry about your Bloody Marketing Problems

Now Imagine…

That feeling of total relief knowing all your marketing is finally working

That rekindled excitement of again being able to focus your business on growth

That calm feeling of being in control as your business again prospers

Never having any Bloody Marketing Problems ever again

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A Message From Our Founder…

“Bloody Marketing!!”

How many times have you said that?

How frustrating, how bloody annoying is it that
the money and resources you keep pouring into
marketing isn’t working?

We hear you!

Here’s How We Do It…

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Bloody Marketing Unlimited

1. We do ALL your Inbound Marketing
2. The amount is Unlimited

Price: Half the cost of a Marketing Assistant

Create A Winning Value Proposition

Think you can succeed without a great value propostion? Congrats, you just earned the biggest human donut award. We can create a solid VP document that you can build your success off of.

Build A Scalable Marketing Plan

Have you heard of the saying ‘No plan survives first contact with the enemy’? No, neither have we. Setting out a plan is a vital part of marketing and we can build on for you designed to make you succeed. 

Structured Quarterly Management Meetings

We believe communication is a vital part of any successful business relationship. So, unlike a freelancer that would leave you on read and reply to your emails a week later. We will organise structured meetings that are set at a time convenient to you to discuss how we can make your business grow. 

Design & Build High Converting Websites

Want a website that makes anyone who sees is head explode? Well, that is our speciality! We can design a website that not only looks good but can create more leads and ultimately give you more conversions. 

Create & Update Social Profiles

We can make your social media accounts so good that even the popular kids you went to school with will be jealous! We will maintain your accounts so that your social media presence is strengthened and engagement with your brand is increased.

Script & Shoot Business Showcase Videos

We can make your business showcase videos blockbuster level! With great showcase videos you will be able to easily communicate your brand across multiple platforms to get your target demographic interested in you.

Script & Shoot Testimonial Videos

We take your previous clients and customers and get them to say nice things about you in front of a camera. A genuine testimonial is a great way to increase the trust your potential clients have with you and your brand, increasing your conversion rate and the community behind your business. 

Script & Shoot Social Media Videos

We can script and shoot social media videos that are loud and stand out from the millions that are posted every day. The content that we create will not only be unique but it will also be exactly suited to you. 

Script & Shoot Create Pro Animation Videos

We can create professional animation videos that portray your brand and can tell your potential client exactly what they need to know within a minute. Our animations are designed perfectly to match your company’s style so as to gain the maximum out of your content.

Design Point Of Sale That Converts

We can design a POS (Point of Sale) that is guaranteed to convert your visitors into customers. We create imagery so good that it could be considered classical art! 

Create & Manage An Effective Social Media Plan

We can put an effective social media master plan in place that will create campaigns that are thoroughly tested so that it can get the maximum friction possible to get your business name out there. 

Create Lead Capture Funnels

We manufacture lead capture funnels that are like a water slide, guaranteed to get your clients to the bottom even if they want out. We create lead capture funnels that make sure that you are getting the best quality clients you can get. 

Create 5 Star Review Capture Funnels

We can make sure that you are getting the best possible reviews from your clients. Having a good review on google will help increase your SEO as well as your brand appearance.

Create Customer Referral Funnels

We can create customer referral funnels that are perfect for your brand. Referrals are great at getting your name out there with trusted contacts so secure your success. 

Implement an Effective Email Marketing Strategy

We can implement an effective email marketing strategy that will not only gain you more customers but increase the relationship and trust you have with the others.

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Bloody Marketing Unlimited +

1. We do ALL your Inbound Marketing
2. Plus, we do ALL your Outbound Marketing
3. The amount is Unlimited

Price: Half the cost of a Marketing Manager

Create A Winning Value Proposition

Think you can succeed without a great value propostion? Congrats, you just earned the biggest human donut award. We can create a solid VP document that you can build your success off of.

Build A Scalable Marketing Plan

Have you heard of the saying ‘No plan survives first contact with the enemy’? No, neither have we. Setting out a plan is a vital part of marketing and we can build on for you designed to make you succeed. 

Structured Quarterly Management Meetings

We believe communication is a vital part of any successful business relationship. So, unlike a freelancer that would leave you on read and reply to your emails a week later. We will organise structured meetings that are set at a time convenient to you to discuss how we can make your business grow. 

Design & Build High Converting Websites

Want a website that makes anyone who sees is head explode? Well, that is our speciality! We can design a website that not only looks good but can create more leads and ultimately give you more conversions. 

Create & Update Social Profiles

We can make your social media accounts so good that even the popular kids you went to school with will be jealous! We will maintain your accounts so that your social media presence is strengthened and engagement with your brand is increased.

Script & Shoot Business Showcase Videos

We can make your business showcase videos blockbuster level! With great showcase videos you will be able to easily communicate your brand across multiple platforms to get your target demographic interested in you.

Script & Shoot Testimonial Videos

We take your previous clients and customers and get them to say nice things about you in front of a camera. A genuine testimonial is a great way to increase the trust your potential clients have with you and your brand, increasing your conversion rate and the community behind your business. 

Script & Shoot Social Media Videos

We can script and shoot social media videos that are loud and stand out from the millions that are posted every day. The content that we create will not only be unique but it will also be exactly suited to you. 

Script & Shoot Create Pro Animation Videos

We can create professional animation videos that portray your brand and can tell your potential client exactly what they need to know within a minute. Our animations are designed perfectly to match your company’s style so as to gain the maximum out of your content.

Design Point Of Sale That Converts

We can design a POS (Point of Sale) that is guaranteed to convert your visitors into customers. We create imagery so good that it could be considered classical art! 

Create & Manage An Effective Social Media Plan

We can put an effective social media master plan in place that will create campaigns that are thoroughly tested so that it can get the maximum friction possible to get your business name out there. 

Create Lead Capture Funnels

We manufacture lead capture funnels that are like a water slide, guaranteed to get your clients to the bottom even if they want out. We create lead capture funnels that make sure that you are getting the best quality clients you can get. 

Create 5 Star Review Capture Funnels

We can make sure that you are getting the best possible reviews from your clients. Having a good review on google will help increase your SEO as well as your brand appearance.

Create Customer Referral Funnels

We can create customer referral funnels that are perfect for your brand. Referrals are great at getting your name out there with trusted contacts so secure your success. 

Implement an Effective Email Marketing Strategy

We can implement an effective email marketing strategy that will not only gain you more customers but increase the relationship and trust you have with the others.

Implement A Targeted LinkedIn Lead Generation System

We organize and simplify all the processes needed to boost your LinkedIn profile, And then we use lead generation to grow your network and increase your number of leads.

Create An Effective Re-Marketing System

Remarketing is the tactic of serving targeted ads to people who have already visited or taken action on your website.

Create High Converting Adwords Campaigns

We can set up a Google adwords campaign. Google AdWords allows businesses to display their ads on Google’s search engine results page. 

Create High Converting Facebook Ad Campaigns

We can set up Facebook ad campaigns. Facebook ads are targeted to users based on their location, demographic, and profile information. Users then see your ads in the sidebar on Facebook or in their newsfeed.

Create Engaging Email Campaigns

We can set up email marketing campaigns. An email marketing campaign is a coordinated set of individual email messages that are deployed across a specific period of time with one specific purpose.

Create Winning Direct Mail Campaigns

We can set up direct mail campaigns. Direct mail is a marketing strategy that involves sending a physical letter, package, mailer, brochure, postcard, etc. to your prospects and/or current customers.

Create Professional Telemarketing Campaigns

We can set up telemarketing campaigns. Telemarketing is the process of selling products or services over the telephone.

Our Guarantee: If we haven’t covered our costs by month 6, we will work for FREE until we do

(We will do everything we can to enable you to sell your shit!)

Frequently Asked Questions

There’s a lot you guys do… Looks expensive.

No it’s not, it’s half the price of what it would cost you to hire a marketing assistant – and it’s 4 times as effective!

Do you work with my existing marketing people?

We can do – if they’re up to it! In our experience, it works better when we handle everything.

I’m not sure I need all you have to offer…

Yes you do. Trust us. Winning marketing is all about putting the basics in place and repetition, not dabbling here and there with the latest fad.

WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European swallow?

TALK IS CHEAP
AND SO IS THE COFFEE!

We’re often brutally honest – no BS marketing speak here!

8 + 8 =

OK, let's have that chat...

...and see if you can help turn my marketing problems into results.

When was the last time we shouted "Bloody Thank You"!!

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