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We Turn Your BLOODY MARKETING Problems Into BLOODY GOOD Results
Bloody Marketing!! – how many times have you said that?
How frustrating, how bloody annoying is it that the money and resources you keep pouring into marketing isn’t working?
You’ve hired marketing people. You’ve used freelancers.
You had that web developer. That agency – None of it worked.
“Bloody marketing!!” – we hear you.
Here's what local people are saying
BLOODY MARKETING ASSISTANTS!
“I remember losing my mind watching [Ed: Name removed to protect the not so innocent] just sit there fiddling with their mobile – all in the name of bloody social media!!”
BLOODY MARKETING AGENCIES!
“Every time we met, it cost me more money. Not only was I paying them to tell me things weren’t working, I was constantly being asked to pay more to find out what (over time!?!) they thought would work.”
BLOODY MARKETING FREELANCERS!
“I was informed that to make our shiny new website work properly, I would now need ongoing SEO?? But you said it would be SEO optimised during the build? That’s different SEO, I don’t do the ongoing sort…”
Bah bah boo - Yayayaya!!"
(Just checking you're actually reading the website!)
let us take your pain away!