FULLY MANAGED, FULLY OUTSOURCED MARKETING FOR GROWING SMES.
For a single, cost-effective, monthly fee, we become your entire marketing department.
We plan, create, and execute all the marketing you’ll ever need!
Bread and butter stuff. We build your marketing like a castle: foundations of stone, towers of bricks and mortar, decorations of velvet curtains and crown bloody jewels. A logical and comprehensive strategy, from design to delivery.
You don’t need us to tell you how important it is to have a decent website. What we’re here to do is create something that will knock your competitors out of the park. The internet is full of shoddy workmanship. Let’s give your customers something better: a site for sore eyes.
Up top: there’s a video we made for ourselves. Pretty cool, right? We love making videos because we know how effective they can be. People respond to them. A decent video, all singing and dancing, could be the key ingredient that jet-sets your brand to LaLa Land.
Everyone loves Disney. But they’re not the only ones who can bring pixels to life. A good animated video is snappy, memorable, and, heck, even a little bit cute. Your brand is oozing with potential: let’s use it to create some movie magic.
Social Media posting
Social media has taken the world by blah blah blah. Yes, we’ve heard it all before. Obviously, social media is super important. Likes, shares, comments, tiks, toks – whatever. We’ll get them for you.
Feeling a bit like a needle in a haystack? Well, sod that. Once we’re through with you, you’ll be holding a big bastard flaming sword of searchable dominance!
Copywriting about the copywriting, by the copywriter: my time to shine! hello. i make good words. people will read and be happy. and ur business will be very well.
For all its glitz and glamour, marketing is actually rather a grim affair. It’s all numbers and analytics. Coding and communicative science. Yucky, ugly stuff. Luckily, we’ve got a graphic designer to make it all look pretty.
A template: Once there was a person whose life kind of sucked. Then they used [insert your brand here] to fix everything. Now their life kicks ass and they own three ponies and a boat.
Do you like fishing? I like fishing. For me, one of the most interesting and important parts was learning about all the baits. Do you use natural or artificial? Freshwater or saltwater? Sea worms or sultanas? To get the bite, it’s got to be right. If you don’t like fishing, don’t worry. I’m not really talking about fishing.
5 Star Review Funnels
Look at the stars, see how they shine for you (and your business), and all the things you do (for you and your business), will now be funneled through an automated process to help you manage online reviews and showcase your happiest customers. Pretty catchy, right?
Been doing some research about how often people check their emails. The conclusion? … we all need to get a life. Oh, right, and that email marketing is super important. Promotional, acquisitional, retentional… it’s all good sh*t. Except when they’re, well, sh*t. Which is why we do them… not sh*t?
That’s right, we are real people! Doing real marketing! And real marketing requires real meetings.
(Select the ‘meet at pub’ option for maximum effect).
Adwords & ppc
The Google advertising network? A terrifying land, scarred with gaping chasms of lost revenue, mountains of wasted cash, and overcrowded graveyards of busted business.
Unless, like us, you carry the Key (words) of Destiny! Then it’s actually pretty great. Less dystopian world, more Alton Towers Resort. Enjoy!
Well, we confess. It is our intention to commandeer your company LinkedIn profile; connect you with your ideal customer; contact, outreach, message, and otherwise market our bloody black guts out.
Let’s cut all the digital crap for a second. Sometimes, some good ol’ fashioned mail is the best damn marketing you can do. We’re in the business of delivering happiness – real happiness.