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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bloody Marketing saved me 

September 23, 2021 

By Mark Ketting 

So a few months back I had a mild addiction to hiring freelancers on Fiverr. It was innocent first, just a bit of copywriting here, some social media stuff there. But then it got out of hand. Most of the work being done was pretty terrible so I would hire another freelancer to replace the work of others. On and on it went. My marketing was going nowhere but i could not resists buying work at £5 an hour. 

Anyway I thought about going to a therapist, but instead someone recommended i check out Bloody Marketing. Well all i can say is i am no longer addicted to freelancers, and my marketing has never been better. Thank you Bloody Marketing.  

True story.  

Disclaimer: Not a true story. Fake review. Please don’t sue.  

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In a world where 93% of consumers check online reviews before making a purchase, the importance of showing your most positive customer feedback can’t be overstated. It’s a no brainer, really: the more 5 star reviews you have, the more convinced potential customers will be of the superiority of your service.  

Problem is, the majority of customers will not go out of their way to leave a review (unless they either REALLY hate you or REALLY love you). The solution to this is review funnels.  

Review funnels are basically an automated way for you to get a higher number of positive reviews. They work by identifying your happiest customers, and then inviting them to leave a review. A good review funnel will not only generate more 5 stars reviews, but it will also catch the negative ones before they go public (not that they’ll be any negative ones 😊).  

We set these up across a number of platforms – but primarily on Google My Business and Trustpilot. As a result, your brand will enjoy a more widespread and positive reputation, leading to increased traffic and more enquiries – all included in the Bloody Marketing Unlimited Package. 

Reach for the stars!     

So, want to chat? First, a little housekeeping.

Don’t be fooled by our boisterous bravado – it’s just a marketing persona. Delve deeper and you’ll find a highly professional and focused business, backed up by a team of marketers at the top of their game, fully committed to your success

We work hard to deliver results for our clients, and we take pride in our achievements.



We only deal with serious SMEs.

We want gamechangers, people who will invest in their future - no pretenders looking for a quick win. If you want that, hire a telesales person. Real, results driven marketing is a long-term investment, but the rewards are there for all to see.

Please, no tyre kickers! Only ass kickers need contact us. 😊

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