“Marketing? A whole lot of money for a whole lot of nothin’.”

“It just doesn’t work for me.”

“Why do I even bother?”

“Bloody Marketing!!”

 Yeah, that’s the one. Nice ring to it. But what does it mean, exactly?

Who the hell are we?

Founded by two Sales & Marketing veterans, Bloody Marketing is the answer to all those business owners who have proclaimed, in frustration, “Marketing doesn’t work for me!”.

We heard them, loud and clear. And we knew what was going wrong: their marketing wasn’t working because they’d skipped over some key fundamentals, and were thus unable to deliver in key areas to generate results and ensure success. The solution was, and is, very simple.

We believe that marketing is a gritty, repetitive process that’s driven by a solid plan and consistent hard work. Our marketing system is based on the V-COP™ formulaic marketing blueprint – a proven system for growing local SMEs. For lack of a better word, it is boring marketing.

But it kicks ass. And as you may have noticed, we’re not afraid to shake things up. If your business needs glitter, then glitter it shall have. And fire. And THUNDER – delivered by our skilled, experienced team of creatives, who will plan, design, and execute all the marketing you’ll ever need.

So that’s us, in a nutshell. Our mission is to provide access to affordable, high-quality marketing to EVERY SME in the UK. To that end, Bloody Marketing!! is now evolving into a region-wide, NATION-wide, BONA-FIDE franchise!!

And just to tick some good ol’ accreditation boxes, here are some of the brands that our team has worked within the past…

About Us Bloody Marketing!!

Meet your marketing managers

We do all the planning, create all the ideas, and then manage our team of creative goons to execute the bloody lot.

About Us Bloody Marketing!!

Russ Allcock

Russell has been building winning Sales & Marketing Funnels for over 30 years. In that time, he’s worked for, consulted with and sold services to some of the best-known brands in the UK, including SONY, Vodafone, RAC, BBC, The Children’s Society, O2, DIAGEO, and Orange.

 Having also written his bestselling book “FUTURE PROOF (Your Business)”, Russ is recognised as a leading authority on local focused marketing. Using his knowledge and experience, he co-created the “V-COP Formulaic Marketing Blueprint”, a tried and tested Marketing System that enables businesses to dominate their local area.

Dan Davison

Dan started marketing when he was 12 - no joke! Armed with a camera and an internet connection, he worked with a list of big names, from the BBC to MI5, and all the way across the Atlantic to advertise on Times Square on New Year's Eve. He was even called in to consult on marketing for a particular party in the 2019 election.

His background in tech drives his focus on systemisation and improvement, which led to the creation of V-COP. The end-game for Dan is to create a large-scale marketing system that constantly improves itself, and grants access to incredible marketing to every SME in the world.

About Us Bloody Marketing!!

So, want to chat? First, a little housekeeping.

Don’t be fooled by our boisterous bravado – it’s just a marketing persona. Delve deeper and you’ll find a highly professional and focused, marketing-driven business. Fully backed up by marketing rock stars at the top of their game.

We work hard to deliver results for our clients, and take pride in our achievements.



We only deal with serious SMEs.

We want gamechangers, people who will invest in their future, no pretenders looking for a quick win. If you want that, hire a telesales person. Real, results driven marketing is a long-term investment, but the rewards are there for all to see.

Please, no tyre kickers! Only ass kickers need contact us 😊

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