Dan Davison

Dan Davison Bloody Marketing!!

Dan was born in 1996 at the age of 4, in the heart of a volcano.

It’s all been downhill since then.

Known for his colourful shirts, his shitty personality and his giant penis, his mum was recently quoted as saying:

“You’ll have to pay me more than a fiver for me to say something nice about you, and can you please stop stealing the silverware?”

Dan’s favourite part of Marketing is using photoshop to make himself look happy. In his spare time he likes long walks on the beach and morphing into abstract shapes to scare neighbour’s pets. He’s right handed.

Talk to him at

(genuinely go talk to him, he’s single)

Batteries not included.

talk is cheap
and so is the coffee!

We’re often brutally honest – no BS marketing speak here!

Dan Davison Bloody Marketing!!

OK, let's have that chat...

...and see if you can help turn my marketing problems into results.

When was the last time we shouted "Bloody Thank You"!!

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