“I was born in the wagon of a travelin’ show
My mama used to dance for the money they’d throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor good
Oh, wait, that wasn’t me at all?
Anyone want a bottle of Doctor good?”
Russ entirely believes he’s American singer, actress and television personality Cher, and that he’s living the mid-70s.
He bites anybody who disagrees.
Talk to him at firstname.lastname@example.org