Russell Allcock

Russell Allcock Bloody Marketing!!

“I was born in the wagon of a travelin’ show

My mama used to dance for the money they’d throw

Papa would do whatever he could

Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor good



Oh, wait, that wasn’t me at all?



Anyone want a bottle of Doctor good?”


Russ entirely believes he’s American singer, actress and television personality Cher, and that he’s living the mid-70s.

He bites anybody who disagrees.

Talk to him at

talk is cheap
and so is the coffee!

We’re often brutally honest – no BS marketing speak here!

OK, let's have that chat...

...and see if you can help turn my marketing problems into results.

When was the last time we shouted "Bloody Thank You"!!

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