Russell Allcock

“I was born in the wagon of a travelin’ show

My mama used to dance for the money they’d throw

Papa would do whatever he could

Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor good

 

 

Oh, wait, that wasn’t me at all?

 

 

Anyone want a bottle of Doctor good?”

 

Russ entirely believes he’s American singer, actress and television personality Cher, and that he’s living the mid-70s.

He bites anybody who disagrees.

Talk to him at cher@bloodymarketing.co.uk