Search Engine
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SEO

 

Fancy a quick lesson in how NOT to do SEO?

Just take a look through our website. I mean, honestly, what were we thinking??

First, there’s that bonkers video that rants on about rogues and balrogs and thunderdomes and all kinds of other deranged nonsense. Then there’s some web copy that is equally unhinged, lit up by graphic-draining, load-time busting stage effects. Then there’s a CTA that says ‘OH YEAH!!’ (?!?!). Then there’s all those service blurbs that are pretty much devoid of all logic, sense, and keywords. And to top it all off, there’s a bunch of bloody fire and glitter flying about!

But despite our sub-optimal and self-indulgent tendencies… you still found us.

Which can only mean that, when it comes to SEO, we are bloody WIZARDS!!

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BLOODY SEO!!

No, you’re right. There is no wizardry when it comes to SEO. No wand you can waft, no spell you can sing, no trigger you can pull to make it all suddenly good. 

You’ve just got to know what you’re doing, and then put in the work. So, how will we be doing your business’s SEO?  

Well, we don’t want to bore you, so here’s the whirlwind tour: 

  • We get your website to run 2x – 5x faster 
  • We create and optimise your landing pages to rank for direct intent keywords 
  • We do extensive keyword research and implement them across your site 
  • We create informative and entertaining long-form content (blogs) that rank every time 
  • We make sacrifices to the Google Gods 

Um… ignore that last one. 

If you want to learn more about our specific SEO processes, you can check out this blog. Otherwise, you can kick back, crack open a beer, and watch as your business scales the rankings to new and dizzying heights – just one of many spectacles enjoyed with the Bloody Marketing Unlimited package! 

 

Super Excellent Optimisation

 

 

 

MORE ABOUT SEO

 

Fancy a quick lesson in how NOT to do SEO?

Just take a look through our website. I mean, honestly, what were we thinking??

First, there’s that bonkers video that rants on about rogues and balrogs and thunderdomes and all kinds of other deranged nonsense. Then there’s some web copy that is equally unhinged, lit up by graphic-draining, load-time busting stage effects. Then there’s a CTA that says ‘OH YEAH!!’ (?!?!). Then there’s all those service blurbs that are pretty much devoid of all logic, sense, and keywords. And to top it all off, there’s a bunch of bloody fire and glitter flying about!

But despite our sub-optimal and self-indulgent tendencies… you still found us.

Which can only mean that, when it comes to SEO, we are bloody WIZARDS!!

SEO Bloody Marketing!!
SEO Bloody Marketing!!
SEO Bloody Marketing!!

SEO STRATEGIES

SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) is the practice of optimising a website to increase the quantity and quality of traffic that it receives from search engines like Google, Bing, or Yahoo. The ultimate goal of SEO is to increase the visibility and ranking of a website in the search engine results pages (SERPs) for specific keywords or phrases.

SEO includes a wide range of approaches and strategies, such as:

SEO Keyword research: The process of identifying the keywords or phrases that people use to search for the products, services, or information that a website offers. Proper keywords would benefit the SEO

SEO On-page optimisation: The process of optimising individual web pages to rank higher and earn more relevant traffic in search engines. This includes optimising page titles, meta descriptions, header tags, and content.

SEO Off-page optimisation: The practise of acquiring high-quality backlinks from other websites to a website. This is vital for establishing authority and enhancing search engine rankings.

SEO Content creation: Creating high-quality, relevant, and engaging content that satisfies the user’s search intent and establishes the website’s expertise and authority on a topic.

Technical SEO: The process of optimising the technical aspects of a website, such as site speed, mobile responsiveness, structured data, and security.

SEO is an ongoing process that requires continual monitoring, analysis, and optimisation to stay ahead of competitors and remain relevant in search engine results. The benefits of SEO can include increased website traffic, improved visibility and brand awareness, higher quality leads, and increased sales or conversions.

 

 

 

 

 

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All part of the package!

 

 

If you’re looking for SEO, then we can give you SEO. But why have a slice of cake when you could have the whole cake?

At Bloody Marketing, we do all your marketing – because we can, and because it’s way more cost-efficient for you. For a small monthly fee you get everything you’ll ever need, with a fully-fledged strategy specific to your business and your goals.

Click the button below to learn more about the full Bloody Marketing package.

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